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You jokin

A word middle schoolers say bc someone is jokin on them.
You looklike lovely peaches rolls
You jokin?
by Lovelykittem565 October 7, 2019
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I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
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you did a melvin

In the years leading up to 2022, Melvin Capital made bets against key stocks within the USA stock market, after retail investors noticed inconsistencies with the stock, specifically the huge short position that Hedge Funds (including Melvin Capital) had accrued. Retail traders realized that these positions would at some stage need to be bought back so they independently decided to buy up the stock.

Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.

The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.
Jeez Kenny - you did a melvin on that trade huh?
by !Gary Gensler August 17, 2022
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When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

the twenty-second episode of the third season of the American animated series Family Guy, and the original series finale.
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein was written by Ricky Blitt and directed by Dan Povenmire. This episode features guest performances from Andrea Beutener, Mark Hamill, Phil LaMarr, Ed McMahon, Peter Riegert, Mary Scheer, Ben Stein, and Nicole Sullivan.
by SPrice1980 May 11, 2023
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How stupid can you be?

When you are mad at someone for game ending you fair and square in fortnite and decide to report him for stream sniping.
*A random fortnite streamer was eliminated from the game*
The random fortnite Streamer: Watch for the emo watch for the emo

NFL Skin: *Dances for one second*
The random fortnite Streamer: *Reports the NFL skin for stream sniping* What an idiot. How stupid can you be?
by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018
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You are going to pay for this

The AI, the harassment, the waiting. All of it. You can tac more on if you want to but it isn't going to change anything. I'm not going to let what you're doing work.
Hym "You are going to pay for this. It isn't going over my head. I don't care if I'm wrong about everything other than this. This is the only thing I care about and if I don't get what I want out of this, you don't get the only thing you care about."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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