When you’re super super late for something, and have to take a shit, but have zero time to wipe your ass, so you pull up you pants without wiping.
by tfox64 January 28, 2023
Get the Aidan Shitmug. it has nothing to do with these incredibly stupid millennial definitions bit instead goes way way back. its calling you a baby for the most part. a baby, pain in the ass, a jerk, etc.
hey you millennial shit ass, things existed before you graced the world with your ignorant presence.
by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022
Get the shit assmug. What everyone calls Crystal Meth on the streets, at least in Oregon. If someone asks if you’ve got any shit, they’re not being vague, they’re asking if you have methamphetamine.
Skinny stranger: hey ladies you got any shit?
Naive friend: yeah we’ve got lots of shit haha what are you looking for?
Skinny stranger: like a ball.
Naive friend: you’re looking for a ball? Idk try Target it’s been a while since I’ve had one of those!
Me: omg he means clear. No we’re fresh out sorry dude.
Naive friend: clear? I’m lost.
Me: yeah keep it that way.
Naive friend: yeah we’ve got lots of shit haha what are you looking for?
Skinny stranger: like a ball.
Naive friend: you’re looking for a ball? Idk try Target it’s been a while since I’ve had one of those!
Me: omg he means clear. No we’re fresh out sorry dude.
Naive friend: clear? I’m lost.
Me: yeah keep it that way.
by SpunfunwithDiana March 6, 2025
Get the Shitmug. is the bidirectional of amy.
Can you not make cake with the main ingredient made out of amy?
Well I mean everyone likes it for sight seeing purposes so... and it makes us a lot of money so...
oh shit, errr, oh amy.
Well I mean everyone likes it for sight seeing purposes so... and it makes us a lot of money so...
oh shit, errr, oh amy.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 27, 2023
Get the Shitmug. by Asher adams January 23, 2025
Get the Spank shitmug. Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!
I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.
I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.
I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.
I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.
by Houlihoops September 27, 2022
Get the shit triggermug. by One stupid ass nigga November 12, 2023
Get the Thugging that shit outmug.