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racehorse shits

When after holding in your shits too long, you wind up shitting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse shits while running its track.
I got stuck in a conversation with Cindy at the party for so long, that when I ran to the bathroom I got the racehorse shits. She didn't call me back later.
by Siniscarr May 8, 2016
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Ain’t Shit

“Why nene act like that
“She ain’t shit”
by Fuck nene November 26, 2017
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Shit and fell back in it

Response given to someone that tells a bold faced lie
Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".

Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.
by Magaletso October 17, 2012
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Shit in the shed

An old saying, expressing great annoyance. Originates from the early 1800s, first used when individuals desperate for the toilet found the only lavatory to be engaged.
I'm already in here, find somewhere else! Shit in the shed!
by J_N_C August 5, 2014
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shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.
Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…
by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022
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Boog Shit

All of your SBRs, Tactical equipment and other items that may violate the NFA. Typically frowned upon to own by many Federal Agencies including but not limited to. The ATF, the FBI, the DoD, or the Department of Homeland Security.

Owning any boog shit significantly increases your chances of having your dog shot, or home burnt down by a federal task force
The ATF: Come out now! we know you have Boog Shit!
Me: I have nothing! I'm already suffering from that horrible boating accident that made me lose all of my perfectly legal firearms!
The ATF: Guess we'll just have to shoot his dog now.
by Aggbir May 22, 2023
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Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.
Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN
by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023
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