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shit jamer

A gaywad who likes taking dick in the ass and gargling penis on an average basis of Saturday Monday Friday in New Year's Eve on special and holiday events of a socializing and getting dick for money
by Machen Huckaby December 17, 2019
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Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.
There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.
by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018
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bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake
dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.
by squid_x January 11, 2021
mugGet the bakers shitmug.

shitting bricks

shirting bricks means when someone is having an over reactive reaction to something.
i just asked a simple question why are you shitting bricks?
by arlo9999 June 26, 2022
mugGet the shitting bricksmug.

shit

what do we think of shit sheffield united

what do we think of sheffield united shit
thankyou that’s alright we hate shef u we hate shef u
by marshboi1 January 1, 2022
mugGet the shitmug.

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.
Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza
by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020
mugGet the I can’t shit for a weekmug.

Shit Sticker

1. That little piece of poop that just CAN'T be wiped away. Wipe and wipe and wipe AND it's STILL there.
2. Someone who just won't leave. No matter how much you try,,,hint after hint and they're STILL there.
That little Shit Sticker made me use a whole role of toilet paper and it WON'T go away.
by XLNT Eagle May 6, 2023
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