Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.
annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass
by andy vale July 13, 2006
Get the Face like a slapped mule's ass mug.I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.
by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009
Get the Running around like a striped ass ape mug.Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.
"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
by bingo lingo August 29, 2010
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by brando56894 December 18, 2013
Get the took off like a cat shot in the ass mug.A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA
by fireboss518 October 21, 2015
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