why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted

Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education

by Hey birch December 8, 2020

IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!

If you can do it better then go and do it yourself, but if you can't do it then dont trash talk.

IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB! :

You do the laundry yourself then!

But i dont know how!

Then IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!

by Hanguang-jun June 10, 2024

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

You

Adj.
A person who will definitely fail in life

You are so dead

by Pandajia March 7, 2021

are you sure

When your son has an interesting day and you're particularly VERY skeptical for no reason and your wife is super strong

-I had a pretty interesting day
-Are you sure?
-Guess who's finally getting his powers?
-Are you sure?
-Threw a trash bag into space at work
-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure
-Are you sure?
-For sure!
-That's great son, just great. Are you sure?
-Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into spa-
-Are you sure?
-Pretty su-
-Are you sure?
-SEA SALT! I NEED Y-
-Are you sure?

Your wife repeatedly hits your foot with hers under the dinner table and that creates an explosion large enough to level the entirety of Chicago to rubbles. But are you sure this happened? Are you sure?

by perOxiNOsleep May 31, 2025

Tits to You

female version of "balls to you!" cause girls gotta have their own insults

girl 1: " hey i cant talk about your break up right now, i have a date sorry!'

girl 2: "Tits to You bitch!"

by fantacular March 22, 2012