men who guard the ass fort

your balls/nuts/huevos/testicles/etc

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."

by Smapdee May 6, 2003

National slap Ella and beau’s ass day

On may 7th you get a free ass slap on either Ella or beau and they can’t do anything about it

Boy1- it’s National Slap Ella And Beau’s ass day let’s get em
Boy2- let’s do it
*slaps their ass’*
Ella & beau- imma get u

Boy1&2-you can it’s national slap Ella and beau’s ass day

by What you saying b lmao June 3, 2018

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

I need dick in my ass now

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019

national grab angie’s ass day

to grab an ass of a girl named angie

dude it i can twait till friday it’s national grab angie’s ass day

by dreela dick October 4, 2018

slap ass day part 3

Pick a girl and slap her ass hard af

I walked up to that girl and grabed her ass cuz it slap ass day part 3

by Kobe been Bryant August 30, 2019