Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024
Get the Tony "mel" Schworermug. A man who is a whore and loves to cheat on their gfs. Their soulmate is a girl who is named Dianne D. They aren't Mexican but look Mexican. He likes off brand asian girls. He try to find Dianne his true one love, soulmate in everyone.
by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023
Get the Tonymug. my inspiration.
by valentina eyelish November 10, 2020
Get the tony tamponymug. Zoe and tony are the best we all must ship them together if you ship them with me your a good human but if you don’t stfu your lame af we all must ship toe not zawson not zody only toe because they are the best couple go check their official tiktok account it’s so cute cuter than a panda love you toe
by Lol I won’t tell you my name January 17, 2021
Get the Zoe and tonymug. The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.
by Shankyboy March 23, 2020
Get the Tonymug. 