ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.

The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.

by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 8, 2017

vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.

1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.

by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016

Nutella Vagina

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Nutella Vagina yesterday and I think she's packing her bags.

by epicpoggersbasedchadman February 23, 2021

Vagina underminer

A person who cockblocks a person with a vagina

I wanted to get with Nick so bad last night but Jennifer was being such a vagina underminer

by NocklasKongo March 6, 2021

Snowy Vagina

Whenever you pull out of a vagina to blow a load on the outside of the pussy.

Yeah dude, I gave Lindsey a snowy vagina last night.

by Vaginaaaaadestroyer November 13, 2017

Narnia vagina

when a very small girl has a very large gaping vagina. It will leave you baffled as you try many different positions but you never once hit the g-spot let alone the walls surrounding. It’s like a whole new world that leaves scientists baffled about where it ends.

This young little lassie that I was hooking up with the other night had a narnia vagina. I felt like such a fool.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

vagina pat

Wham a friend shows you there affection, in a non-sexual way through slight a tap on the vagina

Thanks for being a great friend, here's a vagina pat

by #realshit November 28, 2015