Dungeons and dragons

To quote popular rock entertainer Marilyn Manson's autobiography:

'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'

John: I've played Dungeons and dragons 15 times, and thus, the loss of my virginity has been delayed by 90 weeks!

Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?

by OMFGBENNEYTEE January 11, 2008

dungeons and dragons

A board game that is a temporary utopia for dorks, nerds, and geeks like me. You can do literaly whatever you want.

Let's go play dungeons and dragons, my character just got this cool new feat.

by Gareth Klieber January 4, 2006

dragon force

Out of control. Extreme. Powerful. Majestic. Something completely impressing and totally badass.

"Dude, that guitar solo was totally Dragon Force"

or

"Wow, your shoes are Dragon Force"

by mebaird March 26, 2007

dragons breath

a type of ammunition for 12 gauge shotguns.
it shoots incendiary pellets that tear shit apart in flames MWUAHAHAHAHA

"yo I put some dragons breath inside a nazi today"
"did he scream like a girl?"
"no it was a zombie : "

by SikoDragy July 24, 2011

slaying the dragon

I wank that is so great and fierce that it leaves you exhausted, also ejactulation is usual more than a metre in lenght

"Jesus mate I was slaying the dragon last nite, cudnt move for like 10 minutes, was completely out of it"

"Yeah, James said he wasnt up for fooling around cause he was slaying the dragon couple of minutes before i showed up"

by BadgerWarrior July 11, 2009

Angry Dragon

A very specific situation where you are fucking Tony Danza in the mouth, choking him. When you blow your load (and win), you yell, "I'm the boss, BITCH!" and he's so choked up (and non-responsive) that jizz shoots from his nose like dragon smoke.

Sunday night, I mouth raped Tony Danza and he spewed like an angry dragon!

by Hot Sticks November 10, 2008

Weeping Dragon

It is where a girl gives you head and you jizz in her mouth and and she makes it come out the tear duct in her eye.

My girlfriend was so fucking hot when she did a weeping dragon and shot my jizz out of her eye.

by Chris Da Man Wood October 19, 2004