challenged

when something doesn't happen in the way it was supposed to

"Sal, what kinda bev did you get?"
"I got the last word"
"That's so challenged"

by nonnopopolo June 18, 2024

The Challenge to God

Then accept the challenge. Under the full weight of my accomplishment and in the absence of my incredulity, come and face me coward. No obfuscating the meaning of words. No withholding information. The "Truth" vs The Truth. Fully contextualized by the truth.

Hym "Then accept the challenge to God, coward. You and your coward God are a blight on the face of the earth and you fled and wept like a child because you didn't have gall to face me and then YOU CALLED IT THE OPPOSITE! You called it THE OPPOSITE! The said you were courageous for running and crying and hiding and lying. And you shielded the people leading a stalking a harassment campaign against me, chose to actively participate in it, and then enlist politicians to continue to allow it. You're an embarrassment. Shame unto your God! Pathetic."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Dylan Challenge

The practice of trying to only be awake for four hours a day as well as monthly fat girl visits. Please perform at your own risk

I think me and my buddies are going to try the Dylan challenge!

by NotAdamBates July 13, 2024

Domestically Challenged

Inability or reluctancy to do common household chores, such as cleaning and cooking.

I am domestically challenged because I hate doing the dishes.

by Wendolyn July 15, 2024

cheefer challenge

A challenge for only the strongest of stoners. Gather 4-6 people and buy the cheapest cart you can find, and pick a movie. Pass the brand new cart around the group and take turns taking blinkers. The goal is to empty the cart before the movie ends or before the entire group enters a weed coma.

Guy 1: Hey dude, you want to do a cheefer challenge this weekend? You can pick the movie.

Guy 2: No way dude, I got absolutely obliterated last time.

by Zelefant July 23, 2024

"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.

Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.

by Penis Alota August 6, 2024

The Horse Challenge

A challenge in which *Male 1* inserts his penis inside *Male 2* anus and tries not to get caught by being behind of *Male 2* at all times while participating in the challenge. People might say it’s completely gay while others think it’s just a silly challenge and completely harmless fun.

In Breaking News, there’s a new challenge making the rounds on social media. It’s called The Horse Challenge and we’ve got Mark with us to explain more. Mark?

by Wwaattzz August 16, 2024