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Steve wilks updated

Is a former booty ass defensive coordinator for the browns and a former booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdie’s who got fired after one season 😂😂
Steve wilks updated (cle bruh: he needs to leave his defense is weak asf ) (Ari: wtf did we do we hired this bum ass just so we can go 3-13? Hell naw he ain’t coming back next season )
by Bleeding guns October 20, 2020
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tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"
by broseph6699 November 19, 2019
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striped backed steve

is the name for a male who is into S&M and torture. true striped backed steves are the ones getting tortured, usualy by a female dominatrix
1) did you here what matt did with jesse last night?

2) i know hes a striped backed steve and every one knows it
by gnome hater December 24, 2008
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Steve

Steve is a real great guy. Not necessarily as a lover, but he's a great friend. He's funny, he's loyal, and he's definitely smart. Smart as in intelligent and knowledgeable, and as in wise and pragmatic at the same time.
Everyone should have a "Steve" in their life
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
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Steve

A Steve is someone who is a third wheel, happily, always walks in on them at romantic moments and yells awkward things like "GET A ROOM" and "NO MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM".

Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.
"I've always wanted to be a Steve," claimed my bestfriend.
by villain bookworm March 31, 2025
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Steve

Steve is a good guy who loves his best friend and never leaves his side. Not even when his bestfriend Kåre-Jostein has his honeymoon with his fiancee. Steve is always there:D
🎶Aaand its finally me and you, just us.. and your friend Steve🎶
by LordPotatoQueenie September 6, 2022
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Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.
"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"
by Stevejob January 3, 2015
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