Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.

Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.

by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010

Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them

James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 9, 2023

fundamental paper education

A baldi's basic rip-off series on YouTube by kaaatie on YouTube

It a paper school full of psychopath teachers running around killing their students because they've got a bad grade

A : I love fundamental paper education

B: You're a fucking weirdo

by Mac cool guy April 18, 2024

Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport

Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.

Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019

Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021

Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.

Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."

by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020