"my dicks' not the 18 inch monster, but its volume is the same."
"my cock isnt a meat stick, its a meat cookie"
18(pi * 3"^2) meat stick= my dick 6(pi * 8"^2) mathematically
"my cock isnt a meat stick, its a meat cookie"
18(pi * 3"^2) meat stick= my dick 6(pi * 8"^2) mathematically
by SmG6 March 01, 2007
when a friend friend makes reference to ninja porn while making cookies, therefore making it cookie porn instead. can be used at images.google.com to find asians giving blowjobs.
by Ceet Back July 25, 2006
When a hammer is baked into a large batch of cookies. It can easily be removed for bashing of 84 year old skull
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Woman, 73, guilty of neighbor's hammer murder
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"MacClellan told police she went to Eyer's house with cookies(hammer cookies) and a photo album and found her bleeding on the floor, authorities said. "
Woman, 73, guilty of neighbor's hammer murder
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"MacClellan told police she went to Eyer's house with cookies(hammer cookies) and a photo album and found her bleeding on the floor, authorities said. "
by KevinG September 15, 2006
a person who gives a dirty sanchez then french kisses that person, therefore getting shit in there mouth
He is a cookie dougher
by Andrew Rubio August 10, 2003
by the-stick-up-guy May 05, 2010
Person 1: I was eating a girl out last night and I found an ass cookie!
Person 2: really? Awesome!
Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds
Person 2: really? Awesome!
Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds
by Anonymous527 October 07, 2013
The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.
A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.
A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.
In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.
Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"
Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"
by LucidNightmare July 21, 2010