by danshajim March 20, 2011
Get the Texas Death Penalty mug.The type of golf shot when one hits the ball very low to the ground; low enough to concuss an unlucky snake.
by Sirender August 17, 2011
Get the Texas Snake Raper mug.When you pull your nut sack out of your pants and hang them right over the zipper making them look like a cowboy's belt buckle
by Dan Combs November 12, 2014
Get the Texas Belt Buckle mug.When a male and two females are having intercourse and the man takes a crap in the girls mouth at which time the females make-out.
I was F*cking these two sluts in AC last night and after I was done I gave them a Texas Mud Pie and left.
by Jersey Shore LBIsland April 28, 2010
Get the Texas Mud Pie mug.when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.
dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010
Get the texas reboned ham mug.a sex move where the female is positioned on her upper back with her butt facing upwards (her feet behind her head). the man is on top penetraing her anally (thus his thrusts are vertically oriented, like an oil drill) he then pulls out very quickly causing the female to shi uncontrollably, as if the drill struck oil.
hey steve i heard you tried out the texas oil drill last night
yeah man, it was wild, cleanup was a bitch though
haha i bet, southern girls are crazy
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haha i bet, southern girls are crazy
by nixster36 January 7, 2009
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