Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015

sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

Sleep Shutting

You close your laptop lid during sleep and don't remember it when you wake up.

You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.

Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.

by Some Random Guy On The Web June 14, 2015

Sleep n Weed

When your tired or asleep and someone's hitting it while you do so and you can smell it.

Example:
"Yo David ? ,you hittin it ? I guess I'm ganna just Sleep n Weed."

by Dizzy8 September 2, 2016

Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.

I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Sleep

Something I never get enough of and should be doing rn but I'm still on this damn phone

*is almost 1 in the morning*
Me: just gonna watch one more episode then I'll go to sleep
*5 hours later*
Me: Shit 😑

by WxllFlxwer November 2, 2016

Sleep Orgy

When bunch of you are having a sleep over and while your sleeping your have a orgy

Kacey , hector , Cory, And Maria had a sleep orgy at Maria's house.

by Gpnfa November 17, 2016