Sheet Surfer 

One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.

She knows how to rides many penises and moves up and down through them like a sheet surfer.

Sheet Surfer by KrizDaMan April 25, 2011

skee whore 

A bitch that loves to get fucked and nutted in or on.

Guy 1: yo whose shorty over there I want her bad.

Guy 2: oh her that bitch a skee whore

Guy 1: oh word , say no more

skee whore by K_supreme July 14, 2014

wrap-sheet 

Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.

Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.

wrap-sheet by QuacksO October 26, 2018

skeets 

skeets refers to breast the size of misquito bites; can also be used as a name for one with mosquito bite sized breast.

ex: That flat girl should go home and scratch her skeets.

ex:Skeets, get your bitch ass no-titty self over here!

skeets by erka September 9, 2004

Sheet Metal 

This was heavy metal music from the late 80's to the early 90's that was neither heavy, nor really even metal. When it was listened to by men, it was used primarily as an attempt to bring a girl home (and, presumably, into the sheets).

Sheet Metal tapes and CD's were often stashed in the glove compartment when on the road, or in the socks and underwear drawer while at home, and the possession of them was never willingly admitted to fellow dudes.

Examples include Poison, Bon Jovi, Faster Pussycat, Steelheart, et al...

It was always a good plan to keep at least one Sheet Metal tape in the glove box on weekends...you know, just in case.

Sheet Metal by Atomic Honey December 4, 2010

Skeetz 

To be grumpy and irritable.

Skip of skeetz - some one who is particularly temperamental and moody

Skeetz by Kathryn Dinsdale June 13, 2005

sheet music 

A term used for a loud fart by soldiers in WWII stuck in close quarters, such as a transport ship or tent. A polite term for a rude farting event.

Cpl. Evans drove us out of the foxhole with his sheet music.

sheet music by Matt Holly April 29, 2008