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German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
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Red Thing

Sexy lingerie for women (or a fella) to wear for that special someone
Can you come over this weekend? Yes? Wear the red thing
by Karrisa Myass March 24, 2021
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Things

Something that you look upon very fondly. An announcement/news that gets one excited.
“Dude Will Price just won the lottery and said he’s paying for a guys trip to Vegas.”

“Things.”
by Yourthings June 13, 2022
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dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
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the most scary thing ever

Person: im gonna do the most scary thing ever
Person 2: lalalalllalallala
Person: boo
Person 2: AHH!! dont do that it is the most scary thing ever
by bubblingtea May 23, 2025
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