John Taylor

John Taylor is a leader of men, he is very athletic and very courageous. He is well behaved and has very good manners. He isn't that tall but not that short either. He is someone you want to know, and he is very good with kids. A little competitive but he doesn't let that ruin friendships.

I love how John Taylor is so good with those kids, he is perfect.

by i like explaining people January 29, 2017

john and chris

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense

those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...

by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

suck john

Piece of shit mother fucker

Hes a suck john

by T diddy dollaz January 19, 2018

john inman

Is a person who is really fucking amazing has a huge cock. Because of having such a huge cock women love to be around him.

My boyfriend is such a John Inman

by Urben Dictionary December 7, 2017

Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.

Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!

by B-rellie August 6, 2011

John-Wayneing

To not show your true feelings as you deal with an unpleasant situation. To be a "tough guy".

"Check him out. His kid died, his wife just left him, and he's passing a kidney stone. He hasn't shed a single tear. He's John-Wayneing his way through this."

by blunt_instrument01 January 8, 2007

John Spead

A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend

Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!

by Hugh Jass sr. October 10, 2021