Alabama Spaghetti

A Alabama man has oral sex with his female cousin with tape worms and tells her a joke shortly before climaxing and the force of both the joke and the climax will make the female shit out her tape worms in a bowl which are then eaten like spaghetti.

Cletus:Hey man I just made Alabama Spaghetti with my cousin Shawna.
Butch: Awesome can I have some ?
Cletus:Sure.
Butch:*SCHLURP*

by Jörmungandr April 13, 2021

Alabama Baptism

The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.

Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.

by Stetson Tate March 29, 2020

alabama china

Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups

Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!

by CainisAble September 19, 2016

Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023

ALABAMA VIRUS

IT IS A VIRUS WHERE IF U GET IT U GET THE SUDDEN URGE TO FUCK OR MARRY UR OWN SIBLING
PS. not a step sibling

brother'' OMFG!!! I HAVE THE ALABAMA VIRUS''
sister'' OMFG!!!! BET COME HERE BBBBOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY''

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

Alabama pancakes

When you nut on pancakes and your cousin sits nude on it

Alabama pancakes

by Copper kupp October 8, 2025

Alabama cumback

When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.

So I was fuckin' my saster, and I gave 'er a Alabama cumback.

by God's Erection November 2, 2021