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Left

When your friend says “right” on some agreeable shit that’s true, during a moment where a story, conversation, gossip is being shared among both participating party.

But this... time your bro/friend/sis are straight spewing FACTS. Like bottom line cut and dry truth. Like all the tea has been spilled. It’s time to check out! Goodnight! I’m ded. Gotta Blast! Therefore you say “left” cause your just so shook of the truth, you had to have left the room.
Guy 1: “hey did you see the big fight at school? He was knocked out! Like he was really on the ground forreal!”

Guy 2: DUDE! No way! He passed out? Left.
by ChunLeelookinass December 7, 2018
mugGet the Leftmug.

Stage Left Cunts

the divas who dance and fool around backstage during rehearsal in the stage left wing

AKA: SLC
friend: *twerking on set pieces backstage to the beat of the music*

me: omg girl ur literally one of the stage left cunts now
by yfih14 September 17, 2025
mugGet the Stage Left Cuntsmug.
I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back
I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
mugGet the I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Backmug.

GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)
by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021
mugGet the GO SUCK MY LEFT BALLmug.

Religious Left

A group that is incredibly tired of all the hatred directed at religion.
Why'd you flip out on that guy? He just hated Christians.
Oh, I'm in the Religious Left. I'm just getting tired of people hating me for doing nothing.
by Jesterthechaotic May 6, 2024
mugGet the Religious Leftmug.

My left testical

My left testical is the left testical of the of the so called cock.My left testical is also the minorities way to say that looks like my left nut pocket
A:Lets play ark survival
B:Yay let's be My left testical
by The nut doctor March 10, 2021
mugGet the My left testicalmug.

Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.
Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
mugGet the Why isn't the left winning!?mug.

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