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Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
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Wizard Jumping

In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.
Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.
by Gottapee June 18, 2022
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JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.
BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH
by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020
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Jump

A term used for a group of pussy bitches and instead of fighting 1 on 1 they 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or 10 on one🥱
by Linkskys January 19, 2021
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jump

To scare girls away by trying to autistically pick them up.
- Bro he jumped four girls at Shibuya today.
- He’s an inspiration to us all.
by Olety December 18, 2018
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