The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!
by Ttirbykins September 30, 2011

1. The act of getting a large amount of jizz all over something or someone.
2. Having a good time.
3. When something is amazing.
2. Having a good time.
3. When something is amazing.
1. “Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?”
2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”
3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”
2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”
3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”
by momluver69 October 17, 2021

by slamhogging_slampig April 6, 2017

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

When you meet an amazing woman and she seems totally normal. But when you fuck her it turns her crazy. You have Crazy Jizz.
Bro, It happened again. I fucked that new chick Nova. She's gone crazy now, i watched her spit out my load in her mouth and tried shoving it up her vagina trying to get pregnant. I think ive got Crazy Jizz!
by Lisa Dee June 25, 2019

When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.
Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after
Boy: lol. Jizz theory
Boy: lol. Jizz theory
by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024

by Jizzproducer69 May 13, 2023
