i can move water

a way for someone to say im going to drown myself

“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”

by chachamami January 23, 2022

Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

by Danr1708 January 26, 2022

Batty hole can¢er

Only girls with the initials EB can grow this special type of can€er this is usually developed by eating large amounts of horse shite and also contracted by eating the end bit of a zoot ( the stingy Rodger)

EB:Ayo pass the stingy Rodger mayte

MC: no cause you’ll eat it again doctor said to lay off of eating zoots cause yk batty hole can¢er!

by Jplsoskssk October 28, 2021

everything can kill you

Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.

Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!

by nonexistentturtle August 4, 2021

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*

by i love having no friends June 23, 2021

I can go for miles

To have sex for hours
To be horny as fuck
To fuck someone till one of you passes out

Guy: I am so horny right now I can go for miles if you now what I mean
Girl:let’s have sex till one of use passes out
Guy: take off you pants and let me enter you

Girl: fuck me harder
Guy: get down on your knees and give me a blow job

by Blood-Rose Of Darkness April 23, 2018