Skip to main content

Dry Fish

Dry Fish: Is when a guy jerks off, ejaculates on any part of his body, doesn't wipe it off or takes a shower after. Instead falls asleep with the ejaculate on him, wakes up, brushes his hand against the dried cum, and smells it. It'll smell just like fish.
Sarah (Girlfriend): *Walks in "John & her bedroom"* Oh my gosh, John! Why does it smell so bad in here? Did you eat fish in here earlier?
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!
by Agua4TheFrock September 22, 2016
mugGet the Dry Fishmug.

bye fish

The act of cutting someone out of your life when you realize they don't treat you well. Discovered from a Tumblr photo of a girl smiling while throwing a fish. Bye fish-ing someone is about knowing what you're worth.
Jack hasn't been texting me nearly as much as he used to, so I had to bye fish him.
by cleminem May 14, 2015
mugGet the bye fishmug.

o-fish

Short for official. Usually is misunderstood as "a fish" and causes confusion.
human 1: "HeyI heard you were moving."

human 2: "Yeah it's o-fish"
by mccrack February 20, 2010
mugGet the o-fishmug.

Fish fart

The release of air from the vagina of a female (aka queef) that is overly sexually active with numerous partners, more commonly known as a "ho."
Rhi's queef smelt a little rank, yet she could not mask the stench of the fish fart.
by FishySticks101 November 16, 2010
mugGet the Fish fartmug.

fish trap

a derogatory term for a vagina or female, used by gay males to describe a vagina or female or by used straight men talking about a female they find unattractive or dislike.
Also can be used by females towards other girls they dislike.
"ew! i wouldn't stick my dick in that fish trap!"
by aiden_lawliet October 16, 2009
mugGet the fish trapmug.

fish tanking

its like teabaggingbut before the testicals go in the partners mouth, they take a drink so their mouth is full of liquid.
"yeah it was so great when i fish tanked lorn, it was rather exellent" i love "fish tanking"
by crazyfritzle May 5, 2009
mugGet the fish tankingmug.

fish herder

A straight male who perfers the company of or pursues lesbians as romantic interests.

Sometimes a male who thinks he is a lesbian in a man's body.

Has a negative connotation.
A fish herder never understands that lesbians aren't available to him.

Fish herders frequently ignore or trivialize the sexual orientation of the object of their affection and do not see orientation as an obstacle.
by Sarah & Kristina July 12, 2008
mugGet the fish herdermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email