Ethan Kalajian

A person behind the Blackgaze/Shoegaze band "To writhe love on her arms".

I love Ethan Kalajian.

by blackgays69 November 18, 2025

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Ethan Herbst

1: Easiest of pickings
2: Only minor on earth to have a mining operation going on, on his chest.

1: Ethan Herbst is easy pickings
2: Ethan has a quarry sized hole on his chest

by The Baxter March 4, 2024

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Usually someone who loves stupid looking fortnite skins and has a cartoon voice, and still plays fortnite years after it died. Someone who has messed up teeth and had to most likely wear a helmet as a baby and loves attention.

Ethan is a wonder in our world.

by Ethan is ultra gay December 24, 2019

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Ethan Chappell

An absolute wanka who licks everyone’s bum holes and enjoys it. Also he owns a white van and there has been kids missing in his area (I think him). Pretty much don’t go near him or his van because you might not be there for school tommorow.

You’re such an Ethan Chappell

by 007988 May 9, 2019

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