Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

cracker

a white person who is mean

white person: hey there goes that nigger again
black person: I CAN HEAR U CRACKER

by A.Random.Person384753 September 19, 2021

Cracker Lettuce

A slur used to describe pro-fascist white lesbians, particularly on social media where they're protected by censorship.

"Ignore her, dude. She's a Cracker Lettuce, she hates you no matter what you do."

by WrongTime May 13, 2024

Crackers

when something is extremely dry, extremely ugly, extremely boring or just ass

That fit is crackers
That festival was crackers

by ShmeldaKakumba May 12, 2025

fucking cracker

In the UK this mean an exceptionally good thing.

That steak I had for dinner was a fucking cracker!
or
Wow, she's a real cracker! (would mean she is exceptionally pretty or sext etc.)

by PC Bob. April 3, 2021

cracker

it is used to describe "white" Caucasian people

i just got pulled over by a cracker

by ­‎‎į August 16, 2022

FIRE CRACKER

1. A Small Firework That Has A Fuse Where You Light And Watch It fire up for around 8 seconds
2. A Angry Redneck

1. (Lights Fire Cracker Then Throws Them At Grandpa while he's resting on rocker)
2. WHERE DA' FUCK MAH BEER GO MOTHERTRUCKER!?!?!?!

by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017