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culinary circle jerk

When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.
I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.
by MarianneM February 24, 2017
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thistle circle

Thistle circle is where parents make love.
by Yao Miing March 31, 2017
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Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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Horse Circle

When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.

As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"

Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
by Urban Gems July 7, 2017
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sneaky circle

A sneaky circle is a pair or group of people who engage in risky or taboo behavior near or around friends and family without their knowledge.
Sneaky circles are strengthened by raising the chance of being caught by a friend or a family member who is not in the sneaky circle.

Sneaky circles are not for the weak minded or morally right people.

Sneaky circles are meant to be used as a means of enjoyment and furfilment for those who don't want to currently end their present lifestyle.
Me and Sarah started A sneaky circle about a month ago. We build Sandcastle's in my parents bathroom with used kitty litter.
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Artic Circle

Putting a Ice cube in your mouth while licking a anus....
I was tossing her salad with and ice cube in my mouth, it was like the artic circle down there...
by SteveNate1726 August 4, 2017
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floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
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