Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.Swag.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025

bed kid

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.

"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"

by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016

Luggendrew Bed

A luggage bed made for the third wheel in a relationship.

Andrew is assigned the luggendrew bed.

by Neuralg June 9, 2025

Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023

Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018

Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.

Bed snuggles

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020