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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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Bedding

The act of making someone feel welcome or at home.
She was bedding her newly adopted cat.
by Cl0v3r_Sn0w May 24, 2024
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palace in the bed

When you sleep in someone else’s bed and you spew hot Cheeto puke all over the sheets
“Iorn Mike, you puked all over Adam’s bed!” “Palace in the bed.”
by Micheal Brindy May 26, 2024
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Ciggarettes in bed

The moment shared between a man and a woman after dirty, rough, disgusting and often less than usual fucking, kissing, humping and cumming. Usually between a Bethany and a Joshua...

Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..

This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
"Ciggarettes in bed" is when...

Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
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Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
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Bed

Sleppy bed
by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024
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Bed rotting

Bed rotting is usually a sign of depression or loss of energy. Given the circumstances it means you’ve been in bed for most of the day or days on end. Instead of being a good thing, this makes you feel empty and removes energy to do things; even stuff you love.
Have you done anything today?
No, I’ve been bed rotting all day.
by anonymous March 19, 2024
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