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Window Cunt

When a person believes that they have a superpower of Invisibility and no matter where they stand they will almost certainly not be a fucking window.
Hey look!

What are we looking at? I can't see anything through this Window Cunt
by GhostlyBoo September 13, 2025
mugGet the Window Cuntmug.

Window Shopping

When a person is looking at someone sexually without actually doing anything
by Sebbyboiishot October 21, 2023
mugGet the Window Shoppingmug.

windows os

a horrible slow laggy unstable software that has no free virus protection
Mac user - disgusting af windows user

windows user - I'm better than you I can game better

Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft

windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!

Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive

windows user - its a nice thing to do

Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life

windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do

Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers

Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
mugGet the windows osmug.

Window

Friend: I am looking out this window
by Smallwiggly69 May 14, 2021
mugGet the Windowmug.

Windows xp

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P
Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp
by DerpMcStuffins August 9, 2016
mugGet the Windows xpmug.

Woomer-window

A window through which an individual yells strange and obscene statements at unsuspecting passerbyers.
I just got woomer-windowed. verb.

He just used the moonroof on my Civic as an woomer-window. noun.

My buddy fell through the woomer-window window. adj.
by Jonathan Moon November 11, 2008
mugGet the Woomer-windowmug.

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)
Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
mugGet the bird crashed into my windowmug.

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