racist nerds

Social underdogs who may not get any booty, but still consider themselves superior to other races.

Racist nerds blow chances to lose their viginity by incessantly rebuking a black Johnny Storm while on blind dates.

by KeepItOneMillion April 12, 2016

uber nerd

A person who is constantly on the internet and refuses to leave their computer.

Why can't you get off the internet for one minute, your such an uber nerd.

by urbanwordhunter April 10, 2010

meat nerd

Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and can’t stop thinking about them.

I’m tired of Tommy staring at my package! He’s such a meat nerd!

by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021

Meat Nerd

A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.

Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!

I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!

by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021

The Apex Nerd

The A-pex Nerd

n.

The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.

Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!

Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*

by Ashur June 11, 2006

Nerd Body

A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.

"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."

by J and J December 19, 2020

Nerd Rage

A song that was created by the fake cartoon band Your Favorite Martian. Which had Puff-Puff Humbert, the main singer. Voiced by Ray William Johnson. And Benetar, The guitarist, pianist, AND singer. Who was voiced by Ray William Johnson in YFMTS and Jesse Cale in the songs.

I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
They say I nerd rage, I say they don't understand
Keep talkin' trash, bitch
I'ma have to ban you from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But I'ma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first
And fuck Comic Sans and fuck low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddamnit
I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!

by Radin Happier October 29, 2022