Luke

Luke is Emo. he refuses to edmit it so... we call him elmo

luke

by Ima floofy cat March 9, 2022

Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls

Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...

by sheahoee July 2, 2014

Luke Evans

A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt

"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"

by Panam Logistics November 14, 2021

Luke

Luke is the English way of saying Lucas. People named Luke are guys who typically lie, are addicted to vaping and use the word youse unironically. Despite these flaws Luke’s are still one of the boys and will always be there to have a drink with if the goings get tough. You will have to buy the drinks though.

“Oi Luke chuck us a beer and stop sucking that cancer stick ya cunt”

by Truthteller79698909 September 1, 2021

Luke

He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!

Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}

Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}

by HateroftheWorld May 22, 2019

Luked it

A term used to describe lighting a cigarette wrong, typically when it burns on one side only.

Ugh I just luked it.

by Icantbebotheredtocomeupwaname April 12, 2025

luke

their only quality is being a male…

have you met luke?
no but he sounds like a male
yeah that’s pretty much his only quality

by ur fish April 7, 2022