Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020

Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.

Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.

by boykisser84 June 6, 2019

two faced friend

A friend who is always nice to someone, but the second they're not with them they act like they hate them and talk bad about them

Tony is always nice to Sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the scum of the earth. Tony is a total two faced friend.

by Cardinal Gibbons Student November 30, 2015

Two Stall Shuffle

The act of pooping in a public restroom and realizing that the stall you are in is out of toilet paper. You then proceed to pull your pants up and shift awkwardly to the stall next to the one you were in, so you can then clean up after your poop

Guy 1: Man you were in the bathroom for a long time!
Guy 2: Yeah, I had to do a two stall shuffle while I was in there

by SamJak69 August 6, 2016

China number two

Mostly Vietnamese gamers say this word when they see a Chinese gamer.

"China number two!"

by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022

between the two pits

Like down in the dumps, but not quite as bad.

Jim: how you doing today, Frank.
Frank: eh, between the two pits.

by Shine828 July 6, 2022

Two tusk fuck

Double Penetration

The girl wanted a two tusk fuck that is taking dick from her boyfriend and his friend at the same time.

by Ev_Diesel April 19, 2015