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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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Toni

Best, coolest, samartest and most beautiful person. He loves basketball, music, and follows nba like it's his religion,
Competitive and creative, every single girl has a crush on him, hot af. Respectful.
And his love is always girls whose names begin with C,T,S and end with E,A,Y.
"Hot?, you mean Toni?"
"Who is that guy?, he didn't miss a single basket since he ebtered this game, yeah, that's toni!"
"Look how lucky she is, she's with toni"
by Twslly November 23, 2021
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Tony Gonzales

Tony Gonzales is an american representative and has served as the U.S. representative for Texas's 23rd congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 2021. Tony Gonzales is a controversial figure, due to the fact that despite being the representation of Texas, he has went against the values of texans. He has voted for Gun Control and said that he would do it again, and then he split with the GOP again by voting to protect same-sex marriage. He has put up false adverts of his GOP challenger Brandon Herrera, taking things Brandon has said out of context. Tony has also been censured by the republican party.
"You know who Tony Gonzales is?"
"Yeah that guy is a slimy ass politician and pays people off to slander Brandon Herrera. Dude didn't even show up to his own winning party."
by pieguyinub April 17, 2024
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Tracksuit Toni

A Raiders Fan that wears a tracksuit to tailgate.
RoDger- “hey tracksuit Toni throw me a Modelo!”
Tracksuit Toni- “I got you FOO! Hey foo, you also want some verga?”
RoDger-“no thanks I’m really hungry and that little thing is snack size”
Tracksuit Toni-“f u puto!”
by Potato nutsack July 4, 2024
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Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray

Scandal in the White House to Oppenheimer in the war room, Goldwyn's Gordon Gray knows power plays yo!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Goldwyn doing these days?

Person 2: Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray in Oppenheimer, power never changes man!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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tony hou

A fat kid who loves Chinese poems, and cannot speak English. He plays too many Chinese games online, and he masturbates to the gameplay of candy crush and csgo. He has a fat dick, and it is a chode, and he loves to suck his own balls until he comes exactly 27 times.
Why are you being such a Tony!
Ohhh Myyy Goddd, you suck me just like a Tony Hou!!
Yasss, Tony Hou get it
by TonyHou is sexy February 15, 2020
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TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.
by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023
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