Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. A particularly tasty activity which consists of bringing a plastic or metal drinking straw into a public washroom, inserting the straw into an unflushed toilet bowl or urinal, and drinking whatever is in it. Bethesda's Fallout series makes use of toilet sipping in the form of in-game health regeneration with the option to drink from toilets, urinals, sewage tunnels, etc. However, you will not gain extra health or energy by toilet sipping in reality, in fact you will lose health and energy at an alarming rate and likely die in a week.
Person 1: "Eugh, what is on your breath? Don't tell me you've been toilet sipping again dude, you know that shit'll kill you."
Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."
Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."
by KingDededededede April 7, 2020
Get the Toilet Sippingmug. When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021
Get the Get out of my toiletmug. Skibidi toilet is a sigma trend. It started in Ohio and made it's way all around the world. All skibidi toilets have level 999999 GYATT'S. They dislike the totally un-sigma camera-men.
by unknown skibidi toilet May 13, 2024
Get the skibidi toiletmug. When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019
Get the shotgun the toiletmug. by rsin102 September 5, 2025
Get the Toilet timemug. When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.
by smellyeggs September 16, 2016
Get the toilet eggmug.