salty.99

Absolute Chad

My guys Salty.99 is good at apex

by Salty.99 May 5, 2021

Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

Salty

Being salty is when you've got a foot up your ass and you can't quite get it out.

Damn, Makenzie was being hella salty at the beach the other day

by Loid Lancelot November 21, 2021

Salty

Sensitive

George is so salty when you talk about personal things with him

by Camibjapa August 1, 2018

Salty Tapioca

Eating grandpa's sperm in a tapioca pudding cup

Joe: "Did you hear what Amber did ?"
Zacca: "Yeah I heard she had a salty tapioca at the nursing home. Showing the old men some love! "
Michael: "oh bless her"

by hahacasp June 11, 2023

Salty Wolf

A coot nonbinary gamer furry

Salty Wolf is my partner!! I love them so much

by Ash The Gae salty simp February 19, 2021

Salty

Rosie. She is a dog that makes you make her tea and add sugar and dog biscuits to it. You leave her alone with it for no more than 2 seconds and she’s already knocked it over. This is just because you called her a little of the chunky side or because you tell her that there is no more ice.

Rosie is so salty.

by Londonloverrr October 21, 2018