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Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.
"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."
by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 6, 2022
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Adventure Academy

Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)
"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Ormiston Maritime Academy

A shit ass school. Has about 20 strict teachers that should of retired 2 decades ago.
Ormiston Maritime Academy is quite unique but a shit school
by Your_mom_in_my_bed September 11, 2022
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