To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.
by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018
Get the The time nutmug. After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.
by scary times June 7, 2017
Get the scary timesmug. by Killing Virgin August 20, 2016
Get the Time Killermug. Homie 1: Hey man, your ass looks great today. Can we have homie time later?
Homie 2: As long as you say no homo and wear socks.
Homie 2: As long as you say no homo and wear socks.
by gay stick August 21, 2019
Get the Homie timemug. One on one time with someone else. Usually to discuss life issues, and other important things that occupy the two conversing people's minds.
In the sense of spending time with your grandmother and asking for her assistance.
In the sense of spending time with your grandmother and asking for her assistance.
Tom: Hey do we need some Granny Time tonight?
Hariot: Yeah, we really do. I'm in a pickle and need to figure this shit out.
Hariot: Yeah, we really do. I'm in a pickle and need to figure this shit out.
by grannywhite November 6, 2011
Get the Granny Timemug. A part at the end of every work day, it's an excuse to play Semisonic's hit named 'Closing Time' which became popular because of the movie 'Friends With Benefits'. Normally the song is played in a dramatic style such as a meaningful exit. An example is at a High-School graduation, as the song 'Closing Time' may have a deeper meaning to some as moving onto a new place and leaving the old. Either that or it's used ironically, however the song is quite catchy.
An example, an office building at 8:00PM
*Closing Time starts*
Bill: "Who the hell is playing that?"
Kyle: "It's Steve, he plays that every damn time we close up..."
Steve: *Chanting to the tune of Closing Time* "I know who I want to take me home, take me home!"
*Closing Time starts*
Bill: "Who the hell is playing that?"
Kyle: "It's Steve, he plays that every damn time we close up..."
Steve: *Chanting to the tune of Closing Time* "I know who I want to take me home, take me home!"
by Captain_Irony November 18, 2016
Get the Closing Timemug. The futer way of saying, "time machine." This saying is most oftenly used on a site called, "amirite.com."
In the futer, I have arrived back in the past while in my time macne.
I finally created a time macne! Now I am seeing how my mother looks when she is a child!
I finally created a time macne! Now I am seeing how my mother looks when she is a child!
by BlindNerd January 9, 2013
Get the Time Macnemug.