pulled a plaxico

the act of unintentionally shooting yourself in the leg

yo check out this new glock i got (falls down his pants) oh shit! BAMM!!

guy1: did you see that?
guy2: no what happened?
guy1: that dumbass just pulled a plaxico

by j-strauss December 17, 2008

Pull a Sydni

Have sex in a public bathroom

Person 1: I wanna pull a Sydni with you
Person 2: really? You are such a whoreBethany.

by Not_your_mom November 10, 2018

Pull a Tubberz

Walking into a Frost Mat blindly on Rainbow Six Siege.

Person 1: Watch out for Frost Mats!
Person 2: It’s fine, I won’t pull a Tubberz.

by Miidnight November 4, 2021

Pulling a jack

Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.

Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack

by Obviousb1tch May 23, 2022

Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.

Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.

by Zeebot July 1, 2021

pulling a Joe

usually referring to a guy that just recently got rejected, where the man who got rejected makes it worse than it actually is, complains to everyone, and takes it out on those that tried to help him out of his depression.

Tim: yo what's up with Adam? he's been a real dick to me recently.

Ben: Madeline just told him they couldn't be anything more than friends... he's just pulling a Joe. He'll be fine.

Tim: That sucks... I still think he's being a dick.

by justgetoverit July 22, 2011

Pull a McRae

To overreact to the incorrect perception of misfortune.

"STOP, EVERYBODY! CHECK YOUR COATS. Mine's missing again. Oh wait, nevermind."
"Relax, don't Pull a McRae."

by Tanner Frederick February 14, 2008