short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(

by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019

Quarter-pound ass

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs

Jenny's quarter-pound ass looked non-existent in those jeans

by l-dog** April 30, 2019

half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019

Poi Pounding

What white people call Kui Kalo

let's do some poi pounding!(gets slapped)

by BETTS SEAL! April 16, 2019

The pounder

The pounder is our god and he will protect us from all that is evil. Everybody loves him and should at all costs protect him. You should also pray to him every day or else he will pound you hard. There is no chance to escape to just accept your faith and try not to be pounded.

Hey pounder you're fat
The Pounder: Banka Banka *you die* Banka Banka Banka *your body is gone*

by Wallahyaaaaao August 28, 2019

98 pound gangster

The female 98 pound gangster just let a pussy of a male cop throw her around like a ragdoll. Even if she was in cuffs, you would think her body would have a little more fight in it than that, especially when the dog in a fight is small, since these are the ones who bark all the time about never letting up. Not every dog that is small has a lot of fight in it though, it depends on the dog.

A lot of people who are a 98 pound gangster (male or female) tell you its the size of the fight in the dog and not the dog in the fight, which should be true, but it never is when dealing with a 98 pound gangster, even if other dogs of similar size have given the world a fight. Some pussies are tall, some are short, some are big, some are small.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

Thomas Pound

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’

You are acting like Thomas Pound

by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020