racist nerds

Social underdogs who may not get any booty, but still consider themselves superior to other races.

Racist nerds blow chances to lose their viginity by incessantly rebuking a black Johnny Storm while on blind dates.

by KeepItOneMillion April 12, 2016

uber nerd

A person who is constantly on the internet and refuses to leave their computer.

Why can't you get off the internet for one minute, your such an uber nerd.

by urbanwordhunter April 10, 2010

Nerd Rage

A song that was created by the fake cartoon band Your Favorite Martian. Which had Puff-Puff Humbert, the main singer. Voiced by Ray William Johnson. And Benetar, The guitarist, pianist, AND singer. Who was voiced by Ray William Johnson in YFMTS and Jesse Cale in the songs.

I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
They say I nerd rage, I say they don't understand
Keep talkin' trash, bitch
I'ma have to ban you from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But I'ma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first
And fuck Comic Sans and fuck low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddamnit
I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!

by Radin Happier October 29, 2022

Nerd Body

A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.

"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."

by J and J December 19, 2020

Ghost nerd

In call of duty black ops, you can use the ability ghost to camp in the corner and get priceless rage.

Why you little ghost nerd camping in the corner. Go camp somewhere else for 2 second. Thats right, ghost are for NEEERDS!!!!

by A person who is just browsing January 15, 2016

nerd nesting

The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.

During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.

Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.

by snakeroot October 21, 2010

nerd fit

A nerdtastic tantrum induced by either accumulation of nerdy goods (a.k.a. green laser pointer modded to 100 mW, an original press of The Silmarillion, a PS3 in 2006, etc.) or by destruction of the goods thereof.

If not attended to, a cascade of nerd fits may turn into nerd rage at which point immediate assistance is required to prevent nerd coma or a domino effect which could destroy further items or persons triggering additional nerd fits, yada yada yada.

Worker from Game Stop bound for nerdatory: Hello! As our one hundredth buyer of the PS3 you have been chosen to receive an uber spy kit! This will include spycam/mp3 matrix looking sunglasses, a book vault, night vision binoculars, a mithril vest, a complete collectors addition of Metal Gear Solid, Spycraft, and EverQuest.

Buyer bound for nerd fit: *Giggles* *Squeals* *Left Eye Twitches* *Falls on the floor while snorting and squealing battle cries in prepubescent voice* *Seizures while ululating jubilantly in mythical tongue*

by Liska Kiska August 7, 2011