turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 07, 2006

hot dog neck

when the roll on the front of your neck looks like a hot dog you might be Cory Rowland.

Cory Rowland's hot dog neck smells better than a poop vagina!!!

by Hot dog neck July 11, 2008

Penis ring neck

Neck looks flabby and Round

Penis ring neck -Neck looks Flabby and round

by Guyver93 October 04, 2017

turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

by Captain J Cizzle June 02, 2011

real pain in the neck

real pain in the neck

My brother’s a real pain in the neck. He’s so annoying.

by djavier October 06, 2017

'Ol Bacon Neck

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).

After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.

by O11 April 29, 2014

Neck up fuck

When a person takes a face selfie because from the neck down they’re busted.

You see that girls selfie , yeah but she’s only a neck up fuck !

by Crookchaser June 17, 2019