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National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.
Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!
by lolbopxd November 15, 2022
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national keegan day

this is a local keegans day on january 6th. enjoy it, it may be his last👀
john-bro did you hear?
ham-about what?
john-its national keegan day
ham-oh shit fr?
keegan day is a joyus day indeed
by bigjoe56 January 4, 2023
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National Wrestling Alliance

Will become one of the best wrestling promotions again.
The National Wrestling Alliance has had some of the best matches
by CandyBarMan September 13, 2021
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National Eddsworld Day

A show called Eddsworld and it's completed on this day. To support Edd Gould Who lost to cancer.
Tom: Hey Guys! It's National Eddsworld Day!
Edd: :D
Matt: :D
Tord: :D
by Ashter?! November 1, 2023
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National CB Day

August 18
A day to honor Croncho Broncho Man in full glory. Most people celebrate with other minions by bringing offerings and performing a ritual to summon him.
Wow it’s August 18th, the day to come together and celebrate National CB Day.
by Croncho Broncho follower June 6, 2022
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National Rape Day

April 24th is a TikTok declared national holiday created by “men.” Anyone who participates in this holiday should run a truck into a oil refinery whilst they are inside.

P.S.- Men is in quotes as the government has yet to find the original video and there are very few videos supporting the holiday. Almost all of the videos seem like jokes as I have mostly seen ones with girls dancing in the background or where they film themselves and add dialogue above it.
Random ass hobo: National Rape Day is April 24th! So excited!

Me: Run a truck into an oil refinery.
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