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Your mom's perfume 

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What I smell like.
Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.
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mom • mommy • mommy milkers • moment • momma • Mommy issues • mome • momster • mom's spaghetti • Momala

Best mom ever 

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Tina… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh
Best mom ever
Best mom ever by Kaymca May 8, 2022
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Manus's Mom

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A term used to describe an unnatractive, nerdy. creepy mother.
Person # 1 : Eew . Is that Aaron's mom?
Person # 2 : Nah, that's Manus's mom!
Manus's Mom by bringingHomeLaaBacon December 27, 2009
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Play-by-play Mom 

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A play-by-play mom is an annoying bitch on social media that posts about every little detail about their kids' lives. Such posting events include the losing of a first tooth, first shit, or first time floating in the pool. They completely and totally ruin your social feeds and generally are people you can't unfriend because of the backlash or family peer pressure.
Did you see how Cristal posted six pictures of her kid blowing his nose? She's such a Play-by-Play Mom
Play-by-play Mom by Somervillian November 14, 2016
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anya masha's mom

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the most highest being of them all. To the greeks she is known as being the most powerful god. Her plants (her most prized possession) are the most sacred objects in the world. try to get near or touch them and u will fucking die.
Anya masha's mom is a god. I almost died touching her plants. she is mashas mom, the ultimate supreme being.
anya masha's mom by Cvshed August 27, 2017
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National Cumblast Your Mom Day 

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National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?
JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *
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