People born on May 30 are the sexiest people on fucking earth.
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them
But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected
.
They also have the best sex
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them
But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected
.
They also have the best sex
F: Have you seen Emily? She's fine asf
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex
by Iwasbornonmay39lol April 19, 2020
Pronounced "mee-may." Short for meter maids, the folks who check to see if you haven't paid the meter or are otherwise parked illegally---and then fine you.
I parked on King Street for five Goddamned minutes and wound up with a $45 ticket. I swear, man---the me-mai is worse than the po-po.
by bdawgy0 May 16, 2011
International Baker army day
A day everyone in the Cash and Maverick Baker army celebrates
People in the baker army (fandom) created this day for a recreational purpose but is very important to them as their fandom ( #bakerarmy ) is one of the strongest and will always unite to make one another happy, they’re a pretty awesome group if you ask me, if you ever have any worries you can always talk to anybody be from the bakerarmy as they will always listen and show you how to have a good time.
A day everyone in the Cash and Maverick Baker army celebrates
People in the baker army (fandom) created this day for a recreational purpose but is very important to them as their fandom ( #bakerarmy ) is one of the strongest and will always unite to make one another happy, they’re a pretty awesome group if you ask me, if you ever have any worries you can always talk to anybody be from the bakerarmy as they will always listen and show you how to have a good time.
Louise: “what’s the date?”
Harley: “May 25th, why?”
Louise: “it’s International Baker army day!”
Harley: “happy Baker army day”
Louise: “to you too”
Harley: “May 25th, why?”
Louise: “it’s International Baker army day!”
Harley: “happy Baker army day”
Louise: “to you too”
by Queenmegan July 03, 2020
Him: did you forget what day it is today?
Her: OH shoot you’re right I’m coming over right now! It’s may 5th
Her: OH shoot you’re right I’m coming over right now! It’s may 5th
by slimykiddo May 05, 2021
This is a national rock, paper, sissors day (mostly rock). Playing rock, paper, sissors on this day is good because It's the national rock, paper, sissors day!
Person A: Wanna play rock, paper sissors?
Person B: Sure
Person A: Okay, first comes rock
Person B: WAIT NO IT'S MAY 5 THE NATIONAL ROCK PAPER SISSORS DAY-
Person B: Sure
Person A: Okay, first comes rock
Person B: WAIT NO IT'S MAY 5 THE NATIONAL ROCK PAPER SISSORS DAY-
by elenaaablacksss December 25, 2020
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