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Kyles Law

A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique
Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑
by Mr.Napkin May 21, 2023
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Kyle Reese

Main male protagonist of The Terminator (1984). He gets sent back to 1984 by John Connor, a resistance leader against the Terminators. His goal is to protect Sarah Connor from the T-800, as she is the mother of John.
by bamfwag June 26, 2023
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Kyle

The one homie to snitch and sips energy drink playing fortnite all day.
Boy: Kyle chill on that mother fucking fortnite marathon you bitch.
Kyle: *Sips Energy drink*
by Branman sam May 11, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle's are special, they may drink too much monster and they may also punch a lot of drywall, but Kyle's are really good friends and good listeners and really shy but sexy but also like to keep their emotions to themselves. They also smoke a lot of weed.
Girl #1: Oh theres Kyle, maybe we should go talk to him
Girl #2: No he's got 2 monsters next to him, we should talk to him later
by kyledenton November 23, 2021
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Robert “Kyle” O’Neal

A true god of men besides the neck beard. He will fuck any hole besides a women’s. Can be seen moving in herds of homosexual men and enjoying himself. Usually the tallest one in the group.
Look at that group of gays that must be the Robert “Kyle” O’Neal of the group you can tell it’s him by his large neck beard.
by RedRiotAngel May 28, 2022
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Kyle

Kyle is short asf and very dumb hes not funny and hes fucking adopted he has no friends and a micro penis
Girl:oh no its Kyle hes short and has a small dick

Kyle:hey ladies im gay
by ohiosigma123 December 13, 2023
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Kyle

A guy who loves hurting himself after a few white claws.
Wow, Altreuter was a real Kyle last night.
by Not Jared S June 23, 2022
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