Kyle is the new Karen

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”

Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!

by Kyle the new Karen December 8, 2021

National Kyle day

May 23rd thug dog Kyle.

Woah it’s National Kyle day get your thug dogs!

by HALSLJFBDHDYKDKSBDB May 22, 2025

kyle

Kyle, the most clueless friend anyone could ask for. He is extremely clueless and very caring. Sometimes has humor that is hard to understand. He will always be there for you to ask you a question, and he acts clueless. Defends his cluelessness and his "questions." When you meet a kyle never lose him... because that would be the worst mistake you could ever make. He's the best at being clueless.

that man is a kyle

by Jenoah May 4, 2021

Kyle

A guy who loves hurting himself after a few white claws.

Wow, Altreuter was a real Kyle last night.

by Not Jared S June 23, 2022

Kyle Spurgin

When someone gets into a van and cant get out.

Damn the kids got into the van and got kyle spurgin'd

by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020

Irish Kyle

Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.

Omg it’s Irish Kyle!

by Kiud kiud kiud November 25, 2021

Kyle

The male version of a Karen... Thinks he is all that and a bag of skittles, but really is just a sack. Look at him wrong and you will set off his dire need to speak to a manager. He will come across as sweet, but do not trust a kyle, he will throw you under the bus on a heartbeat

As a love interest look up Fuckboy.

That's a real Kyle move.

by Miss_604 October 30, 2020