Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.

Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!

by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

aaron taylor johnson

sexiest man alive

someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive

by wingsbymm October 16, 2023

Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.

I could go for a Johnson right now.

by TheJohnsonJohnson August 3, 2024

Weston Johnson

A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.

Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself

by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020

johnson

A word used to replace any noun in any sentence or context.
Often modified by "bad".

Those are some nice johnsons you're wearing.
I'm thirsty; pass the johnson over here.
"Hey man, have you done the work yet?" "No, I haven't done that johnson yet."
That's one bad johnson you attached to your car there.
Go pick up that bad johnson and put it over there.

by James T-rain February 15, 2024

Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.

This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 7, 2019