mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.
I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!
by pentozali February 01, 2006
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Whore's ear

When a man nuts in a woman's ear and the fluid gets stuck in the ear for 2-4 weeks
Dude I totally just gave Samantha whore's ear, she can't hear shit!
by lol bruh June 21, 2017
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Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out
Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator
by Mynameisyoy January 29, 2016
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Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.
Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.
by F.Puff February 14, 2024
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Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.
Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.
by Lezz_Bianca July 08, 2012
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ear bud

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.
"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021
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steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.
It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.
by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021
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