ghetto neck

Noun. (1) Characterized by the type of gestures typified by inhabitants of the ghetto; (2) One who uses the neck and head in a ghetto-esque way to exaggerate or otherwise accompany their speech; (3) A neck that is not good see "ghetto" as a general slang term for "of poor quality"; (4) A disease that causes indignant head gestures in those afflicted also known as tensor fascia necka which can be alleviated, though not cured, with topical ointments such as "neck on," which is applied directly to the neck ("neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck").

Even though she was not speaking aloud, Amanda had ghetto neck when she wrote that email.

by johninpgh September 4, 2006

ghetto aid

When you got no money for the real thing make ghetto aid
Sugar+Water

Jus: "Yo cuz wat ya drinkin?"
Drew: "just some ghetto aid"

ghetto kool-aid

by MeRcFrtyFr October 25, 2010

aluminum ghetto

A trailer park usually in unkempt condition with old, beater mobile homes the residents of which work in working- class, blue collar, service or contruction jobs and seasonal employment jobs building homes for the ultra rich people or working in ritzy high-class, hoity toity resort areas serving, affluent high class clientle. Such trailer parks are often located a long distance from the jobs requiring long commutes for the workers.

John and his roommate Bill get up early each morning and leave their aluminum ghetto home for the long commute to work their jobs--John as a construction foreman and Bill as a restaurant cook in a ritzy, hoity-toity resort area.

by Ahina May 27, 2006

Ghetto Fabulous

"Ghetto Fabulous" = nouveau riche.

"Ghetto Fabulous" is taking the urban style, attitude, and sensibility and elevating it to a hip fashion trend with a little help from newly acquired wealth.

New money turns you Ghetto Fabulous don't it?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 24, 2005

Ghetto wafer

A ghetto œuvre consisting of; a mini waffle topped with a small piece of fried chicken and hot sauce.

1: Gimmi dat ghetto wafer!!!
2. Nah son im hungry.

by Jackaattack May 11, 2010

Ghetto Jedi

(Noun)

A person of limited income or resources that can use their "street cred," or reputation, to pull off amazing purchases, usually in high stakes trading within the drug or black market. All types of creative financing schemes may be used, but must be beneficial to all parties involved on a continuous basis (90%) to obtain the rank of Ghetto Jedi.

*Chauncey:* "How the hell did Jody get that '69 Camaro?"

*Virgil:* "He started by trading a pocketknife for some weed 2 days ago, and traded up ... The dude is a Ghetto Jedi for real..."

by PhillipHarass May 7, 2014

ghetto fabulous

when the value of your clothing doesn't match your bank account.

my ghetto fabulous $300.00 sneakers got wet, while i was on my way to borrow money from my friend.

by ghetto fabulous March 21, 2019